"We will continue trying to expand our beautiful family."

The ultimatum? Have a baby within a year or pay up! 😤💰 👶

"Milk IN A BAG????? Why, God why?"

Visitor: "How do they grow? 🤔" Protector: "From the ground, sir 😎🌸"

"You just love to criticize Britney Spears for everything she does."

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 🎁

Akin to remarking on a woman's breast size, no less 👨🏻‍🦲

"An appalling breach of consent."

"We want Wordle to remain distinct from the news," they said in a statement.

Talk about relation-ship goals! 🛳

Here's what the relevant authorities have to say.

The flagged items include girls' swimsuits with slogans such as "Professional Hooker."

Busted, worn-out sneakers starting at a low price of $635 😒👟

Fans are split between celebrating Britney's new freedom and worrying for her.

Some items marketed for children include pro-drug prints and disturbing double entendres.

If you look closely at the photos, you'll see why this is a question.

Tickets go on sale this month! 🎟

"In one impetuous moment, she made the rash decision to end her earthly life."