"Stuck in the middle."

McSad =(

They don't require a degree.

That's some bad luck.

That'd be annoying.

They also found some other stuff.

Raincouver is back.

"Could easily have resulted in someone’s death."

Not too shabby!

Bigger than a foot long.

"This isn’t just about stolen goods."

That's going to suck in the summer.

This is potentially tariff-ying.

A dire need for more volunteers.

Gross.

Including every feature imaginable, apparently.

"Avoid the area."

The dollar doesn't hurt!