Oodles of noodles.

And no, it's not your traditional tattoo.

Who needs the winter blues?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

Is equal distribution possible in reaching your goals?

If at first you don't succeed, try again.

The people have spoken.

Show up early to snag a good parking spot.

How do you find reliable, sane roommates?

A continuum you can wear.

Here, take my child's card.

Let's get ready to rumble.

Get ready to take notes.

Keyword: Irresistible.

Chocoholics rejoice.

Google Maps is your friend.

Suit up.

Ice, Ice, baby.