Do you believe in miracles?
If not, you should now.
Brendan Gaunce scored two goals on Thursday.
I repeat – Gaunce scored TWO goals… like, in the same game.
Yes, Gaunce had a pair of goals (both scored off of his own stick) and Bo Horvat and Daniel Sedin also scored in a 4-2 win over the Chicago Blackhawks.
It was a good game, and a great night to have a good game, with Thursday being the annual Canucks For Kids Telethon night.
Here’s what you need to know.
1. Gaunce’s totally normal goal
Brendan Gaunce is rewriting the scriptures.
Written deep in Canucks lore was the directive that Gaunce not score a normal goal.
For 108 NHL games, Gaunce was happy to oblige, scoring just three times, all in unusual fashion. But no longer.
Gaunced scored against the Hawks on Thursday – not off his ankle, not with a broken stick – but on a normal shot from his unbroken stick.
It was his first-ever goal scored at Rogers Arena, so the fans went wild.
Fans on Twitter went wild as well.
Brendan Gaunce scored. Now everyone will try to be funny
— Alex Auld (@alexjauld) February 2, 2018
Just another Gaunce laserbeam. Yawn.
— Disco Stu (@TheDiscoStu) February 2, 2018
With that goal Gaunce has finally surpassed elite playmaker Jacob Markstrom with 4 points on the season #Canucks
— Harman Dayal (@harmandayal2) February 2, 2018
Gaunce ties it up?!#Canucks pic.twitter.com/LIN18o7Spf
— Stuart Lucky (@StuartLucky) February 2, 2018
When Gaunce picks his spot, you've got no chance as a goalie really
— Rob Williams (@RobTheHockeyGuy) February 2, 2018
2. SixPack Superstar: Brendan Gaunce
GAUNCEMANIA BABY!!
Gaunce with his 2nd goal of the game, gotta lock that guy up long term now before he gets too expensive pic.twitter.com/fOqkOM5FaA
— Wyatt Arndt (@TheStanchion) February 2, 2018
Two goals in the same game for Gaunce, and both were scored on everyday hockey plays.
What a time to be alive.
Once again: you can’t stop Brendan Gaunce. You can only hope to contain him. #Canucks
— Clay Imoo (@CanuckClay) February 2, 2018
Brendan Gaunce has as many goals as Brock Boeser in 2018
— Stephen King (@stephenVking) February 2, 2018
Gaunce now has more goals than Henrik
— Satiar Shah (@SatiarShah) February 2, 2018
#Canucks player of the month for February: Brendan Gaunce
— Jeff Paterson (@patersonjeff) February 2, 2018
With 5 career goals for the #Canucks, Gaunce has vaulted up the all-time list to 231st, tied with the likes of Goldobin, Boucher, Skille, Hordichuk, Lafayette, Rome
— Rob Williams (@RobTheHockeyGuy) February 2, 2018
He even had a shot at the hat-trick with the Chicago net empty in the final minute.
“I’m not going to get many hat trick chances, so I fired the puck down there just in case!” – @BrendanGaunce16
— Vancouver Canucks (@Canucks) February 2, 2018
A career game for #50 makes him Thursday’s SixPack Superstar. I can’t help but wonder though, what’s @GaunceCantScore going to do now?
I don’t know who this man is
— Did Brendan Gaunce Score? (@GaunceCantScore) February 2, 2018
3. Keep your head up!
The rivalry between the Canucks and Hawks certainly isn’t as fierce as it used to be.
Toews asked if Hawks vs #Canucks rivalry still exists. *has to check whiteboard in locker room to see Nux line-up* then says if Luongo, Kesler & Bieksa come back, maybe
— Jeff Paterson (@patersonjeff) February 1, 2018
The Canucks however, seemed to open the game with a chip on their shoulder. It was a fast-paced start to the game, and the Canucks had nine hits after 20 minutes of play.
And it wasn’t just the usual contestants laying the boom.
4. Injury free? Think again
The Canucks began Thursday’s game against Chicago with a completely healthy lineup for the first time in months, but if you’ve been around this team long enough, you knew that wouldn’t last long.
The Canucks enjoyed about 10 minutes with a full roster before another player went down with an injury.
This time it was Sam Gagner catching the injury bug as he left with an upper body injury -sustained when he laid the hit above.
5. Markstrom shuts the door
The Hawks were pressing late to try and tie the game when it was still 3-2, but Jacob Markstrom was up to the task.
He stopped 26 of 28 shots on the night, including nine in the final period to secure the win.
6. #CFKFTelethon
As mentioned in the intro, Thursday was the annual Canucks for Kids Fund Telethon.
This is always a great night. The Canucks always seem to play well, and the impact the event has on generating money for charities is astronomical.
Over the past 30 years, the Canucks for Kids Fund has given $56 million to charities in B.C. $500,000 was raised last year alone.
And of course, the healthy scratches from the game always have some fun with it.
#CFKFTelethon phone lines are open now until midnight and you never know who might answer!
☎️ 1-85-KIDSFUND 💻 https://t.co/3yPfgZ7deM pic.twitter.com/EhkDTwKvxV
— Vancouver Canucks (@Canucks) February 2, 2018
Also wanted to shoutout fellow Daily Hive sports writer Clay for this brilliant initiative.
For tonight's @Canucks game, I will donate to @Canucksforkids:
-$20 for every goal scored by Boeser, Horvat, and Virtanen
-$10 for every assist by the same 3 playersWould any #Canucks fans care to match me? #CFKFTelethon
— Clay Imoo (@CanuckClay) February 1, 2018
Many others were pledging tonight, can’t post them all but here’s a few:
What a game this turned out to be!
Daniel Sedin goal = $25
21 shots on goal = $21
TOTAL PLEDGED TO #CFKFTelethon = $46!Glad to support the @Canucks and @Canucksforkids @CanuckPlace @canucksautism!
— Marie Hui (@mariehui) February 2, 2018
Done! $160 pic.twitter.com/11gETHSRpH
— Alison Weir (@LegendLime06) February 2, 2018
I got a base of $25.00 and $10.00 for each Stecher point for a total of 45.00…but will add a $5.00 bonus for a win and make it an even $50.00 😊
— Kevin Bamford (@kevinbamford73) February 2, 2018
I wonder how much a Brendan Gaunce hat-trick would have been worth.