Someone posted a job ad on Toronto Kijiji for a "drink holder"

May 20 2017, 12:08 am

Life can get busy. For some, it is so busy that holding a drink becomes a chore.

And who needs that when you can hire someone to hold your drink for you?

A Toronto Kijiji ad posted on May 17 in the jobs section outlines a new kind of position out there. The part-time gig is looking for a “drink holder” and they need them “ASAP.”

“I am a very busy mature professional, my work is related with constantly travelling around GTA,” reads the ad. “Looking for someone to be next to me during my working hours to hold my drinks (coffee or wine), while I am working: driving, talking on the phone, clients, etc. No joking.”

GUYS, no joking.

The ad continues, “the work is easy and doesn’t require anything from you rather than being next to me and letting me sip my drink with no effort from my side.”

GUYS, no joking though.

It’s unclear how long the job is for and what benefits are provided, but maybe you’ll get to sip a drink from time to time.


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