If you’ve ever wondered what Doug Ford’s face would look like on toilet paper, wonder no more.
Because Doug Ford toilet paper now exists.
Not only does it exist, you can buy the TP for your own personal use, and there’s an accompanying video.
“He’s left a stain on Ontario. Help him clean up his mess,” states the website, created by Voidz Toronto.
The website gives you the option to send yourself TP, or send it to Mr Ford himself.
While each roll is $20, and it is the most expensive TP “you’ll ever buy”, remember that we now have Buck-A-Beer and “you’ve probably got lots of extra money.”
But since it is the holiday season, for every purchase, $2 is donated to St. Clares Toronto.
And with shipping Canada-wide, there’s no end to how far this TP will go.