A local group is calling on people to celebrate “tight over alt-right” when Donald Trump’s sons, Eric and Donald Jr. visit Vancouver on Tuesday to officially open the Trump Hotel.
Anyone who wants to attend is urged to do their civic “booty” and greet the Trump brothers “wearing anything from sensible granny panties to Borat-style beachwear.”
“We’ve been doing our civic duty with our civic booty since 2012,” said Comdt. Chudly Jenkins, the head of the VFP, in a release.
“But considering current events, and following the example of our bootylicious PM, we felt it was right to mobilize our forces ⏤ and our glutes ⏤ into democratic duty as well.”
Those who aren’t brave enough to brandish their butts are asked to put their money makers where their mouths are with cheeky chants and derrière-decorated placards.
People can also participate in “Rumps not Trumps” by showing their support (and pressed hams) using hashtag #rumpsnottrumps, which has been commandeered for the operation.