33 crazy foods people are eating at the 2017 Calgary Stampede (PHOTOS)

On the Midway at the Calgary Stampede, food is a world of its own. Sure, you can max out your daily caloric intake on corndogs slathered in mustard and ketchup and those always-tempting mini-donuts. And yes, you can get poutine.

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But you can also get things that basically combine all of those foods in one. (Scroll down: Donut Poutine is a thing!) Plus there are epic ice cream sandwiches with breakfast cereal marshmallow bars standing in for cookies, unicorns, rainbows, deep fried EVERYTHING, pierogies, cotton candy, and…well, it’s almost limitless.

With a few days of Stampede eats under YYC’s belts, here are 33 crazy foods spotted on the Midway.

1. Cookie Dough-ne

C’mon Stampede, let’s eat all the deep fried, unusual things today. This is Cookie Dough-ne (unicorn cookie dough in a waffle cone with a cotton candy halo) #foodporn #ineedwater #stampedefood

A post shared by Jade 🐙🦑 (@jayehdeee) on Jul 7, 2017 at 6:43pm PDT

2. Tropical Bombster – Lobster Poutine in a Dog Bowl

Tropical Bombster from @the.poutineking Lobster Poutine served on a dog bowl 😂 Got a few stares and people asking where I got it. @calgarystampede @cityofcalgary . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #lobsterpoutine #poutine #calgarystampede #stampede2017 #stampedefoods #crazyfoods #canada150 #foodbeast #thefeedfeed #food52 #happybellies #yougottaeathere #foodadventures #foodshot #foodtography #foodjournal #foodgawker #foodhunter #yycfood #calgaryfood #datenightyyc #calgaryeats #yyceats #dailyhive #dailyhivefood #dhyyc #dailyhiveyyc #dhyycfood

A post shared by Shanice | YYC (@shaniceannetoni) on Jul 7, 2017 at 7:21pm PDT

3. Pickle Bacon Corndog Ball

A post shared by LC (@lcme) on Jul 7, 2017 at 8:39am PDT

4. Frybread Taco

A post shared by Winnie (@mylittlewinnie) on Jul 7, 2017 at 7:48pm PDT

5. Raindrop Cake

A post shared by Jonelle Beaulieu (@rosejo13) on Jul 7, 2017 at 2:40pm PDT

6. Pork Belly Amsterdam Fries

A post shared by Scott Tunkin (@superduperscott86) on Jul 7, 2017 at 8:23pm PDT

7. Mini Donuts with Bacon and Maple

A post shared by Beth Reed (@honeyeightx) on Jul 7, 2017 at 9:01pm PDT

8. Unicorn White Hot Chocolate

A post shared by Taraneh Niayesh (@taraneh.wl) on Jul 7, 2017 at 8:01pm PDT

9. Pineapple Express Mac & Cheese

A post shared by Where Calgary (@wherecalgary) on Jul 7, 2017 at 6:42pm PDT

10. Pureed Pineapple Slushie

In +29 degree weather, it’s important to keep hydrated! We did so with a puréed pineapple inside of a pineapple 😜

A post shared by idrankhere (@idrankhere) on Jul 7, 2017 at 6:07pm PDT

11. Deep Fried Chicken Feet

A post shared by Bri (@brimeowmeow) on Jul 6, 2017 at 8:36pm PDT

12. Chili lime popcorn shrimp perogies

A post shared by #tasteBUDS (@tastebudsyyc) on Jul 7, 2017 at 4:54pm PDT

13. Deep Fried Oreos

A post shared by Jennifer Lee Arsenault (@jarsenau) on Jul 7, 2017 at 3:34pm PDT

14. Deep Fried Coffee with Salted Caramel

A post shared by Downtown Chow | YYC Calgary 📍 (@downtownchow) on Jul 7, 2017 at 3:28pm PDT

15. Colossal Onion

A post shared by The Colossal Onion (@thecolossalonion) on Jul 7, 2017 at 1:57pm PDT

16. Hot Dog Poutine

A post shared by Lauren Traficanto (@ltraficanto) on Jul 7, 2017 at 12:56pm PDT

17. Deep Fried Tequila Shot

A post shared by kylie😛 (@kyliebuckley_) on Jul 8, 2017 at 5:28pm PDT

18. Deep Fried Snickers Bar on a Stick

A post shared by Brisbane Foodie (@on_my_plate) on Jul 8, 2017 at 9:11am PDT

19. Double Bacon Mac & Cheese Foot Long Hot Dog

A post shared by Brisbane Foodie (@on_my_plate) on Jul 8, 2017 at 8:45am PDT

20. Mini Donut-chata

A post shared by Ronan (@calronan) on Jul 9, 2017 at 7:10pm PDT

21. Breakfast Balls

A post shared by Leah Saunders (@lee_spelled_leah) on Jul 9, 2017 at 7:59am PDT

22. Beef Thai Noodles in a Wrap

A post shared by YYCFoodJunkie (@yycfoodjunkie) on Jul 8, 2017 at 5:35pm PDT

23. Clam Chowder Poutine

A post shared by Ray Yu (@rayyuphoto) on Jul 9, 2017 at 12:09pm PDT

24. Tomy’s Cordon Bleu Burger

A post shared by Mercedes D’Amico (@mech91) on Jul 9, 2017 at 9:44am PDT

25. British Bangers Poutine

A post shared by Ronan (@calronan) on Jul 9, 2017 at 2:27pm PDT

26. Pulled Pork Poutine

A post shared by YYCFoodJunkie (@yycfoodjunkie) on Jul 9, 2017 at 10:26am PDT

27. Wiggle Chips

A post shared by Katrina & Ruby (@thorthehappybunny) on Jul 10, 2017 at 11:52am PDT

28. Deep Fried Jell-o

A post shared by Katrina & Ruby (@thorthehappybunny) on Jul 10, 2017 at 11:50am PDT

29. Donut poutine

A post shared by Ronan (@calronan) on Jul 8, 2017 at 6:14pm PDT

30. The Mr. Crab

Best thing I have eaten so far @calgarystampede The Mr. Crab from Happy Fish. A Tempura Nori taco shell and a California roll topped with a tempura fried soft shell crab, drizzled with a special unagi and mango sauce.$15. . . . #calgarystampede #foodie #foodgasm #foodporn #foodstagram #yyc #yycnow #yycbuzz #yycfood #calgary #yummy #softshellcrab #californiaroll #sushi #stampede2017

A post shared by Ray Yu (@rayyuphoto) on Jul 9, 2017 at 11:42am PDT

31. Deep Fried Pork Belly

A post shared by Ray Yu (@rayyuphoto) on Jul 9, 2017 at 1:26pm PDT

32. Mozza Sticks Grilled Cheese

A post shared by Ronan (@calronan) on Jul 8, 2017 at 12:03pm PDT

33. Cereal Monster Ice Cream Sandwich

A post shared by Ronan (@calronan) on Jul 7, 2017 at 7:41pm PDT