It’s Halloween, you’re out trick-or-treating and most of the time you’ll luck out and score some good stuff. Growing up in South East Vancouver, more often then not you’ll end up with a lot of stuff you don’t want. You know you’ve hit the bottom of the barrel when you start seeing these 5 “candies” in your bag. In compiling this list I’ve left out the really weird and random stuff that you’ll see on occasion, razor blades, condoms etc… I suggest if you plan on handing out any of these, just turn off your lights and pretend you’re not home or don’t be surprised if next year kids pull some sort of Halloween prank on you.
5. Raisins: Sure the girl on the box is kinda hot but the stuff inside is not.
4. Chocolate Coins: They look like loonies, which would have been better, but they’re not.
3. Apples, Oranges or any other fruit. I get this if you’re a dentist or something but otherwise don’t bother.
2. Pennies, nickels and dimes. If you’re going to give out money, better make it at least a dollar. Kids have dreams too.
1. Peanuts.
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