Porn company offers free memberships to snowed-in Victoria residents

Feb 13 2019, 12:13 am

With BC’s South Coast now fully engulfed in the cold wrath of winter, a US porn company has reached out to the mayor and citizens of Victoria, in the hopes of helping them turn up the heat.

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That company is YouPorn, and in a letter addressed to Victoria Mayor Lisa Helps, YouPorn Vice President Charlie Hughes offers the city his company’s own personal brand of assistance.

“We hear you are having a bit of a snow crisis and most of the residents… are stuck in their homes with no way out,” he writes.

Since there’s “no place like home,” and in recognition of Victoria recently being named Canada’s most romantic city, Hughes then writes that his company “thought we’d offer all your residents a free YouPorn Premium Membership to ride out the storm and set the mood for indoor activities.”

The offer from Hughes doesn’t end there, though.

In recognition of snow becoming a “serious issue” in the city, Hughes then tells Helps YouPorn would “love to help” with the city’s purchase of another snowplough.

That way, he explains, “you can have this mess cleaned up as quickly as possible.”

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The letter from YouPorn to Victoria Mayor Lisa Helps.

Victoria was named the romantic city in Canada, for the seventh year in a row by Amazon Canada, recently.

Amazon said the rankings and results were compiled by comparing per capita sales of romance novels, romantic comedies, relationship books, jewellery and sexual wellness products in 2018.

YouPorn said that redeem the offer, Victoria residents must email proof of their address (a bill, driver’s license, etc.) to [email protected] Once verified, YouPorn will send a code that grants them a one month free YouPorn Premium membership.

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