How to get laid in Vancouver

Here are a few helpful tips to get laid in Vancouver, fast.

1. Go to Surrey.

2. Start a Blog.

3. Plentyoffish.com. The ratio of men to women wanting to get laid was 10:1 three years ago. Plentyoffish claims the ratio is now 5:1. Within a decade it will be 1:1. Thank you internet.

4. Read a book.

5. Try Craigslist.

6. Best clubs: Celebrities, Roxy, The Royal.. and sometimes Caprice. It’s rumoured people have had sex in the bathroom stalls of Celebrities.