Spotted on Craigslist: Vancouverite tries to offload cheeseburger spring rolls they bought while high

May 1 2017, 8:46 pm

Depending on your perspective, this is either the greatest time to be alive, or the weirdest phase of human existence.

Case in point: Today’s Craigslist serving.

Apparently, this particular poster has been “going through some shit” lately, and decided to try and ease the pain with a little herbal help.

That in itself wouldn’t have been so bad, but it’s what happened after that is cause for concern.

“I wound up grocery shopping right afterward and bought these horrible looking things,” the poster states. “Cheeseburger spring rolls? What was I thinking?”

Now sure, we could blame the poster for making poor life shopping decisions, but isn’t the existence of cheeseburger spring rolls slightly more unnerving?

But we digress.

It seems that upon a sober awakening, the purchaser of this particular product promptly realized his mistake and is now looking to unload the 420g box of these beauties on another victim customer.

The best part? They’re absolutely free and the possibilities are endless. The posting even provides suggestions.

“Dip them in ketchup. Dip them in mustard. Throw them at your shitty neighbour.
Or your landlord because your rent is too high.”

The ad then signs off with a challenge: “The Presidents Choice website gives them 3 out of 5 stars, and one reviewer said they’re a great supper for singles! Are you single enough to eat these?”

Well, are you?

Eric ZimmerEric Zimmer

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