Scenes from a Phone: Miller trolls the team | Daily Hive

Yes, it’s that time of year again to look into the dark, secret corners of the Canucks text messages. We’ve done it in the past last year, and despite some legal troubles this year, we’ve found our way back into the phones of your favourite Canucks.

Sure, Russia now controls 75% of the Daily Hive Sports department (all hail Rob the Comrade Guy), but it’s worth it if it helps let us learn a little bit more about our heroes on the ice.

So what’s been happening in Canucks Nation behind closed doors you ask?? Like an election in need of a boost, let’s dump these documents and run with it.