10 jokes about Canadians to celebrate Canada Day
Dec 19 2017, 11:57 pm
One of the many, many things Canadians are good at is self-deprecating humour. We are always willing to crack a joke about our fair nation if it will make someone smile, and better yet, if we can throw Americans under the bus at the same time. That’s why so many of the world’s best comedians have come from Canada – Mike Meyers, Jim Carrey, Russell Peters, Seth Rogen, Lorne Michaels and John Candy, to name just a few.
In light of Canada Day – the celebration of all things Canadian – we thought we would take a gander through the interwebs to find some classic one-liners that will have you smirking.
How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Oilers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
What do you call a sophisticated American?
In Canada, the seasons are:
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
Bonus: Canada Day quiz!