FEATURED ON THE DISHED GUIDE
Now that Valentine’s Day is over, you’re probably second-guessing that Tinder date that somehow turned into a relationship overnight.
If you’re in need of some low-key spots that are perfect to get the dumping deed done, here’s a list of some that I deem suitable.
Here are the 4 best coffee shops in Vancouver to break up with someone.
Let’s be honest here, the only way to soften the blow of a breakup is by enjoying a delicious pastry to console a broken heart. That’s where Purebread has you covered. It’s got baked goods as far as the eye can see.
Address: 159 W Hastings Street, Vancouver
Revolver is known for amazing coffee and quick service, but did you also know they offer limited seating? This works well for you because you can get two coffees to-go and if there are no seats available (which is likely) you’ll be forced to get through the breakup quickly. You’ll be leaving within five minutes flat.
Address: 325 Cambie Street, Vancouver
The reason I suggest this Starbucks specifically is because it has two exits, one of which is near the washrooms. You grab a couple coffees and just start “the talk.” If it gets too uncomfortable, all you have to do is say you need to go to the restroom and just walk out of the second exit. It’s foolproof… trust me.
Address: 1195 Mainland Street, Vancouver
This place is great for a breakup for two reasons. The first reason is that it is so tiny that if you are breaking up with someone the people serving you can hear every word being said, which means the other person can’t react poorly without looking dramatic. The second reason is that they bake bread here, and the smell of bread makes even the saddest person happy, so that’s a plus.
Address: 64 E 3rd Avenue, Vancouver