Toronto’s hottest nerd bar, Storm Crow, is gearing up to welcome CHICKAGEDDON: THE END OF LAYS tonight.
Which, translated into layman’s terms, means a night of free chicken wings.
From 7 pm to 10 pm on September 23, the restaurant will be serving unlimited free wings with the purchase of any beverage.
It’ll be “literally just an a-peck-alypse of free chicken wings,” according to the eatery’s event page. And that’s honestly it. There are no catches, no hidden fees, and no major trade-offs required.
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Just arrive, order a drink, and get ready for the plates to land on your lap until you just can’t handle it anymore.
Still, like any reasonable institution, the bar has a fair list of reasons why they will refuse service. Some of those include “stuffing fistfuls of wings down your pants, grabbing double fistfuls of chicken barehanded, commandeering three extra plates for your “friend” who is “going to show up any minute now,” and the like.
You can check out the full, laughable, but also perfectly-valid-and-probably-necessary list here.
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Extra wet-naps will be available upon request.
FREE Chicken Wings
Where: Storm Crow Manor – 580 Church Street
When: Monday, September 23 from 7 pm to 10 pm
How: Buy a drink. Any drink. And you’re good to go.