Which has many of our southern neighbours believing the end must be near.
On the plus side, Canadians have never looked more attractive… even under the balaclavas and parkas we’ll all be sporting from now until spring (or the apocalypse… whatever).
Interest from Americans looking to marry into our fair country is abundant. Many Americans have turned to Twitter in search of a spouse, wooing potential new life-partners in 140 characters or less.
— Jade (@Jadeness92) November 9, 2016
So I’ve always liked Canadian women. One of y’all trynna get married real quick👀 I cook, clean, and do other things. #USElection2016
— Poindexter the punk (@im_thatnerd) November 9, 2016
I have a feeling “Who Wants to Marry a Canadian” will be a popular show in America soon #ElectionNight “The Canadian Immigration”
— EveaminLight (@msxaawo) November 9, 2016
Meanwhile, Canadians are flaunting their single status and
jokingly seriously considering bids from asylum seekers.
American dudes: I’m single, I have an apartment and a sick record collection, and Vogue just said Winnipeg is cool. #MarryaCanadian
— Bee Green (@benjisays) November 9, 2016
Now accepting resumes for an American wife. #MarryACanadian
— Quinnton Daerden (@qdaerden) November 9, 2016
Dear thinking and frightened Americans. I am legally unwed and susceptible to bribery. Now accepting applications. #MarryaCanadian
— Xanthine (@C5H4N4O2) November 9, 2016
— Aℓexαηdrα Dαmiαηo (@sunda92) November 9, 2016