While you could technically have sex in virtually any hotel room, Canada’s allegedly first (presumably only) hotel room designed intentionally for sex is right here in B.C.
Hotel Zed says The Love Nest is opening at Hotel Zed Victoria this summer.
If you’ve ever had dreams of being a pornstar from the 1970s, this room is for you.
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Several erotic features make this sleazily glamorous hotel room pop. Among them is a custom replica of the “iconic 1970s Playpen sofa.”
There’s also a tantric chaise, mirrored walls and ceilings, a dance pole right in the living room, and an assortment of adult books and games. Based on pictures, there also seems to be a tube TV and a vinyl player to really hammer that ’70s aesthetic home.
Hotel Zed paints a spicy picture of the room with words, saying it’s a “gorgeous new room designed for all bodies and all kinds of relationships to explore, connect, and play.”
“This lavishly designed hideaway evokes the thrill of a speakeasy: exclusive, unexpected, and beautiful.”
You can take a video tour here. Don’t worry, it’s SFW:
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The spicy hotel room has led to an equally spicy reaction from Hotel Zed’s followers on Instagram.
One of the comments expressed concern for hotel staff who would have to clean the room up, saying, “I do not want to be the poor soul who has to clean it!”
Hotel Zed had an answer for her, highlighting how the hotel looks out for its staff.
“Just like all of our rooms, this special room was designed with cleanliness in mind. Every fabric and surface was hand-selected so that our amazing housekeeping team can do their jobs easily.”
Someone else had a cheeky comment, saying, “This will never work, we need a tub for three.”
Hotel Zed responded, “That’s the spirit!”
Another IG user said they’d watched the room tour video 19 times in a row.
A different hotel also chimed in, a place in Lake Erie called The Grove, taking aim at Hotel Zed’s claim that it was the first hotel room designed for the deed.
The Grove said, “We raise you a round velvet bed, a red, heart-shaped tub, a stripper pole, and the end-game is our pregnant lamp. Let’s just agree sex is good, shall we?”
A pregnant lamp sure is something.
Would you stay in the Love Nest?