Calling all MLB VANwagoners: It's time to come back to the Seattle Mariners

Jan 8 2017, 10:20 pm

Here are three facts about the city of Vancouver:

  1. Vancouver is beautiful.
  2. None of us can afford to live here.
  3. Most “diehard” Blue Jays and Seahawks fans started popping up when the teams started winning.

You really don’t have to deny it.

We all know a person or two (or eight) in this city that bought a new Blue Jays hat because they all of a sudden were a “diehard” fan. Well, sadly, your favourite team’s outlook has changed and it’s time to look just south of the border..

Now, this is just one man’s opinion. I’m just coming at you as a messenger and a devil’s advocate, so don’t get all bent out of shape. Take a quick read and decide if you want to take your Blue Jays hat off Craigslist or not.

1. Jean Segura is now a Seattle Mariner

Who is that? Hold your horses. Let me tell you.

Last season with the Arizona Diamondbacks, the shortstop led the National League in hits with 203. Of those hits, 41 were doubles and 20 were home runs. He added 33 stolen bases, too.

Segura will lead-off likely followed by seven-time all-star and five-time Silver Slugger Award winner Robinson Cano, four-time all-star, former Silver Slugger and 2015 MLB home run leader Nelson Cruz and then former all-star Kyle Seager hitting cleanup.

The top of the M’s lineup is going to be one of the best in the league.

2. Seattle is now one of the fastest teams in baseball

Again, one man’s opinion. You tell me what you think after you get the facts.

The M’s finalized a pair of deals to start 2017. They added starting pitcher Yovani Gallardo from Baltimore for outfielder Seth Smith (great porn name) and also brought in former World Series champion OF Jarrod Dyson from Kansas in exchange for SP Nathan Karns. These moves leave the team a little short on the mound but let’s look at the wheels.

Lifetime, Dyson has stolen 176 bases, 30 of which came last season, while also adding a career best 83 hits in 2016. Fellow outfielder and likely fifth or sixth hitter, Leonys Martin added 26 stolen bags last year and then when you toss in Segura’s latest tally of 33, you’ve got an extremely scary team on the base path.

The 2017 rendition of the M’s can hit, they can run and they’re also scattered with Gold Glove winners in the field. Combine that with six-time all-star and former Cy Young winner Felix Hernandez leading the way on the hill and this year’s ‘VAN’wagon decision should become a little easier.

3. Blue Jays lose Encarnacion in free agency

Not only did Encarnacion sign a three-year deal with Cleveland, but he turned down the Toronto offer to go to a major contender. Kind of a slap in the face to Toronto, but prior to Edwin heading to Cleveland, the Jays signed Kendrys Morales to be play first base and slot in at designated hitter – Edwin’s usual role.

So who slapped first?

Now the big question, how do you replace a three-time all-star, last year’s American League RBI leader (127 RBIs), and 42 home runs? Well, as mentioned, the Jays brought in Morales who posted 11 dingers and 39 RBIs in 51 games last year. And… that’s pretty much it so far.

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Now, obviously, the Jays aren’t done and still have a long way to go. Their biggest problem still may still await though…

4. Jose Bautista is going going… Gone?

Calm down, I have no proof of this. The team offered him a deal though and the pen still hasn’t hit the paper now months later. I’d call that a struggle, wouldn’t you? Bautista is the biggest free agent available and is looking for a multi-year deal.

Something, the Blue Jays may not be willing to budge on.

So now it becomes a game of who bites first.

Do the Jays give in and sign Jose to a few years or do they wait for the market to soften even more and Jose to fold on a one-year? Either way, Bautista won’t be happy with the disrespect.

The other alternative is Joey Bats takes a walk. Should this scenario play out, the Blue Jays will have lost a combined 64 home runs and 196 RBIs between Edwin and Jose.

The remaining free agent bats out there won’t be able to fill that void. So, should the team look to trade for power instead, they’d have to give up a valuable asset. Something that’s a little easier said than done, considering they’ve already lost quality reliever Brett Cecil to St. Louis and starter R.A. Dickey to Atlanta.

Enter a new scenario that benefits those of us that live three hours from Safeco Field.

5. Jose Bautista goes to the Seattle Mariners

Easy there Sally, it’s just a rumour. However, it’s a thinker that’s really picking up steam.

With the subtraction of outfielder Seth Smith (again, great porn name), the Mariners have a slight hole to fill. They could also use a few more long balls at the dish and are in need of a quality DH after cutting ties with Franklin Gutierrez and Adam Lind.

Joey Bats would join fellow Dominican all-star sluggers Nelson Cruz and Robinson Cano – just an added little perk. He’d depart from what looks like a sinking ship in Toronto and he’d join a division with the Texas Rangers – his most-hated rival in baseball. Kind of makes sense, no?

Tickets are cheap. Safeco is beautiful. The team is an emerging contender and the drive is short. Have you Craigslisted your “die hard” hat yet?

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