Vancouver 3rd Worst Dressed City in The World

Dec 19 2017, 5:07 am

I knew fashion in Vancouver is still in it’s early stages but damn I did not see this coming. The culprit, those damn yoga pants that all girls like to rock, even those that shouldn’t ever wear them! The men in this city could learn a few things too, especially those still wearing Ed Hardy, Affliction and throwback jerseys.

The study was conducted by MSN Travel with a little help from GQ. Vancouver it seems like we have a lot of work to do.

Here is the blurb from MSN Travel about Vancouver:

There is one reason, and one reason only, why we’ve decided to include Vancouver on this list of the sartorially damned: yoga pants. We blame you, Vancouver, birthplace of a certain, insanely popular yoga gear brand which will go unnamed, for spawning a street trend dreaded by all women with wobbly bits and fat deposits in the wrong places. Really, what gives with the whole wearing of bum hugging workout gear to every other place except the gym? On behalf of women with hips and thighs everywhere, who like their pants to have buttons and zippers thank you very much, and who are of the opinion that yoga pants are a ruse worn by lazy pseudo-fashionistas, we beseech you: unless you plan to do a downward dog within the hour, spare us the yoga pants and put on some real trousers.

The rest of the top ten.

10. Jersey Shore
9. Pittsburgh
8. Ottawa
7. San Francisco
6. Seattle
5. Boston (Damn it they beat us again!)
4. Harajuku, Japan
3. Vancouver
2. Maui
1. Orlando

That’s okay though we are still home to the 6th most beautiful women in the world and one of the sexiest beaches in North America.

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