Ugly Christmas sweater for sale at Walmart seems to suggest Santa does cocaine

Dec 6 2019, 3:43 pm

Forget the milk and cookies, this Christmas sweater currently for sale at Walmart seems to suggest Santa Claus prefers snow on Christmas – but not the type you might think.

“We all know how snow works,” the product description reads. “It’s white, powdery and the best snow comes straight from South America.”

This, the description continues, is “bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole.”

And it’s for this reason, the description states, that “Santa really likes to savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality, grade A, Colombian snow. He packs it in perfect lines on his coffee table and then takes a big whiff to smell the high quality aroma of the snow. It’s exactly what he needs to get inspired for Christmas Eve.”

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And this sweater, the description says, “captures that moment when Santa is finally ready to enjoy that sweet, imported snow. It’s also warm and comfy, so you can wear it any time the snow starts blowing this holiday season!”

Nothing like giving new meaning to the term “White Christmas.”

The sweater retails for $53.99 and is available online.