Things Vancouver Needs to do in 2009

Open up more yoga studios in Yaletown and Kitsilano
Invite the homeless from the rest of Canada, we do have a new mayor with a new vision you know
Open up more coffee shops on Robson and Main Street
Open up more dollar stores on Fraser Street
Submit an application for the 2020 Summer Olympics
Promote our “livability” more, we just don’t do that enough here
Build more generic condos in the CBD
Destroy more heritage buildings
Stop gentrification and let buildings decay to add character the neighbourhood
Give Money J Skeets the key to the city
Stop Eco-density and continue sprawl
Decrease building height limits, Shangr-La is too tall, rich people need an unobstructed view of the mountains

I’m too wasted to think of anything else, feel free to add some shit if you like…