Shaw Fire Log is the must-follow Twitter account of the holiday season

Pining for a bit of holiday humour? Looking for something to spruce up your social media feed? How about just more tree-based puns like those ones? Then Shaw Fire Log Twitter account is for yew.

Everyone’s favourite holiday TV tradition has been tweeting every winter since 2010, with hundreds of painstakingly crafted log jokes, but a criminally low 11,000 followers. This year’s offering include a bit of promotion of the Shaw Fire Log mobile app, which allows users to pull up a comforting simulacrum of the crackling holiday hearth.

Whoever you are, Shaw Fire Log, we salute you.

Life’s a beech and then you dry. #realtalk #driftingthoughts #ShawFireLog

— Shaw Fire Log (@ShawFireLog) November 30, 2015

I’m very poplar this time of year, but it’s all about the company I keep. Thanks for hanging out with me, guys! #ShawFireLog — Shaw Fire Log (@ShawFireLog) November 27, 2015

So I’m thinking of becoming a superhero, but I need a good alder ego. Any suggestions? Bark Kent? Peat Parker? #ShawFireLog

— Shaw Fire Log (@ShawFireLog) November 29, 2015

It’s Friday and I’m pining for a good scotch right now, but I’ll just sip on a root beer instead. #ShawFireLog — Shaw Fire Log (@ShawFireLog) November 28, 2015

Does he even exist? Maybe it’s all smoke and mirrors… RT @heidamazeballs: Who is the plaid shirted man stoking the @ShawFireLog?

— Shaw Fire Log (@ShawFireLog) December 2, 2015

I met my best friend in elementree school. I didn’t really like him at first, but he really grew on me. #ShawFireLog — Shaw Fire Log (@ShawFireLog) December 1, 2015

Hey, can someone stoke me? I’m getting pines and needles from sitting like this for too long. #ShawFireLog

— Shaw Fire Log (@ShawFireLog) November 29, 2015

Holiday shopping is so much less pineful when you do it online. All you have to do is log on and in a snap, you’re done. #ShawFireLog — Shaw Fire Log (@ShawFireLog) November 28, 2015

My lower lumber was a bit sore this morning, but now I’m feeling grate. #ShawFireLog

— Shaw Fire Log (@ShawFireLog) November 27, 2015