Scenes From a Phone: The team welcomes Sven Baertschi to Vancouver

Ever wonder what the Canucks talk about with each other? Do they gossip about Nick Bonino’s hairline? Do they take pictures of Tanev fast asleep just before Vrbata is about to smother him with a pillow? Is Eddie Lack really into Farmville?

OK, go catch up on the first and second edition if you haven’t read them already. Otherwise sit back and watch as we utilize tungsten, a VHS copy of Grease, and as always, one healthy does of raw sexuality via Jeff Goldblum to piece together the latest Canucks conversations.