The hashtag #FiveWordsToRuinADate is proving to be a goldmine for wit from brands across the Twittersphere. Why not poke some fun of ourselves with our own #FiveWordsToRuinADate Vancouver edition?
For your entertainment, here are a few short sentences that could bring a date to a halt, or possibly curb a date from happening in the first place. In the era of the quick left swipe, sometimes five words is all you get.
- “Wanna see the Steam Clock?”
- “Meet me at White Spot.”
- “I’m a big Lions fan!”
- “Wanna walk down East Hastings?”
- “Are the Oilers playing tonight?”
- “My bicycle won’t fit two.”
- “Lululemon pants are so ugly.”
- “My roommate is making kombucha.”
- “What bus are we taking?”
- “They should build a pipeline.”
- “I’m stuck on the SkyTrain!”
- “I grew up in Newton.”
- “Wanna split this vegan cupcake?”
- “I’m just checking my Tinder.”
- “Meet you at Wreck Beach?”
- “I do Crossfit for fun.”
- “So, do you smoke weed?”
- “Were you at The Roxy?”
- “I live with my parents.”
- “Who is Mayor Gregor’s girlfriend?”
- “It’s called the lumbersexual look.”
- “Let’s go snort some chocolate!”
- “I live in North Van.”
- “Did you see my Kickstarter?”
- “We need more bike lanes.”
- “So I’ve got this startup…”
- “Wait, you don’t do yoga?”
- “Want to split the bill?”
- “I write for Vancity Buzz”
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