#FF @DonovanPee

Dec 19 2017, 4:48 am

Name and Twitter handle: Donovan Patrick Mahoney @donovanpee
Occupation: Social Media Marketing and aspiring Comedian

A notable moment on Twitter:
Tweeting @JamieKennedy with only 18 followers on my account about booking him to do a show in Van and getting a DM back 5 min later with his booking agents info…

Your best Tweet:
How can we live happily ever after if you won’t even go on a date with me?

What did you want to be growing up:
A ninja… I wasn’t really raciest so I was open to being a white or black ninja. Neither happened and my self esteem has paid dearly. #MegaFailure
If you could have dinner with 1 person (live or dead) who would it be?
Mark Zucker… whatever his name is. He’s a bad man packed in weird little nerdy body poorly dressed. I admire that kind of confidence.

Your claim to fame:

Getting laid with no front teeth by a reasonably hot women.

Do you know of a hidden gem in our city?
My toilet… when I sit on it feet flat on the floor my legs are at exactly 45 degree angle… trust me I used a geometry tool to check.

If you were a superhero, who would you be and why?

Constantines pretty dope… I’ve always wanted to exercise demons and smoke a shit ton of cigs,

If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?
Broccoli cause it comes at you from a million different angles it looks martian pubes and some how it manages to be one of the most healthy vegetables out there. Kinda like Frodo Baggins super weird looking but he gets the job done.

Recommend a fellow Twitterer that deserves some recognition?
Can’t just name one… Obviously my boy Karmunchkin aka @VanCityBuzz. My bro and Web designer for DONOVANPEE.COM @The_Bradford and DONOVANPEE.COM Photographer @DarkoSikman

Describe yourself in 3 words:
“Girthy Earth Worm” It’s just the first thing that came to my mind and i don’t question it so neither should you.

DH Vancouver StaffDH Vancouver Staff

+ News