If you’ve been following Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, you’ll know that global warming is a dirty hoax (unless of course, it might ruin one of his golf courses).

As a result of this nefarious but stunningly well-orchestrated prank, Toronto saw an average high of 28.8°C this past July (last year it was 26.8°C). The coming months will bring similar temperatures and just as little rain. You know what that means, don’t you…

IT’S TIME TO GECH-YOSELF ON A MUTHAF***IN’ BOAT!

Lucky for you, we’re gonna make that happen for free. Daily Hive has teamed up with the float-friendly folks at Mariposa Cruises to offer you a chance to win two free tickets for one of their upcoming Sip and Sail Cruises around Toronto Harbour.

Once aboard the vintage varnished-wood Oriole, you’ll spend two hours soaking in the skyline while sipping cocktails under the summer hue of the Toronto sunset.

Included with your tickets are four free drinks, access to a full cash bar, and a selection of appetizers. Not to mention entertainment from an on-board DJ spinning a session of soul and house.

If you take home the prize, you’ll have your choice between the following dates:

• Tuesday, August 23
• Thursday, September 1
• Wednesday, September 7
• Friday, September 23

So if you’re looking to lose the land anchor for a few hours and enjoy a Toronto summer night sailor-style…

See you on starboard.

Contest

To enter to win two tickets to a Sip and Sail Cruise, do at least one of the following:

1. Like us the Daily Hive Toronto Facebook page. Leave a comment below telling us once you have. (1 entry)

2. Follow us on Instagram – @DailyHiveToronto. Leave a comment below telling us once you have. (1 entry)

3. Tweet the following on Twitter: (1 entry)

• Win 2 tickets to a #Toronto Cocktail Cruise via @MariposaCruises & @DailyHiveTO http://ow.ly/MDge3034zo9 RT to enter!

Contest entries will be accepted from time and date of publishing until 11:59 pm EDT on August 19, 2016. One winner will be chosen at random and contacted through the platform they used to enter.

Must be 19+ to enter.