Twitter is a funny place to be right now.
Considering the real world has become pretty daunting, it might be time to dive into the virtual world for a while.
If you’re not active on Twitter, what better time to start then when you pretty much can’t do anything else.
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From verified accounts, to users with thousands of followers, and even those barren butĀ clever pages with just a few, here’s who should be on your radar.
(We’ll stay away from big-time celebrities for this one too.)
The Twitter world may not have the allure of Instagram but from lengthy threads, funny jokes, and up to the minute news, the Twitterverse is something that should be explored.
Here are some funny accounts and some timely tweets to prove it.
@fred_deliciousĀ – Fred Delicious
remember six weeks ago when the biggest problem facing humanity was Meghan Markle moving house
ā Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) March 20, 2020
@nicknemeroffĀ Nick Nemeroff
Did one of those funny Instagram questionnaire things, hope this helps you get to know me a bit better! pic.twitter.com/ZZioPrvZXw
ā Nick Nemeroff (@nicknemeroff) March 17, 2020
@harriweinreb – Harrison Weinreb
I want my old life back. where I’m still doing this, but the rest of you are outside
ā Harrison (@harriweinreb) March 22, 2020
@meganamram – Megan Amram
My dad social distanced himself when I was 4 months old š
ā Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 14, 2020
@david8hughes – David Hughes
Fuck sake when is this gonna end? First the coronavirus now covid-19š©
ā David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 24, 2020
@marknorm – Mark Normand
āFlatten the curve? Trust me, it already is flat!!ā
– flat earther
ā mark normand (@marknorm) March 25, 2020
@mrjohndarby – John Darby
Looks like I won’t be competing in the Olympics this year
ā john (@mrjohndarby) March 24, 2020
@briangaar –Ā Brian GaarĀ
Me three days ago: This coronavirus thing will blow over soon
Me today: pic.twitter.com/82xzZ9FZcG
ā Brian Gaar (@briangaar) March 18, 2020
@KateQFunny – Kate Quigley
I feel like a teenager again. I have a curfew, no job, can’t legally go to a bar, and have to be sneaky if i have sex so my mom doesn’t get mad.
ā Kį©TE į«įIGįŖEY (@KateQFunny) March 25, 2020
@CaucasianJames –Ā James
down to 1 roll of toilet paper pic.twitter.com/kuK3L63ayw
ā James (@CaucasianJames) March 19, 2020
@gwenthomas33Ā – Gwen Thomas
day 9 in quarentine: havenāt worked out in 25 years
ā Gwen Thomas (@gwenthomas33) March 24, 2020
@sweatyhairy–Ā lil arab
day 9 ive been reading user agreements
ā lil arab (@sweatyhairy) March 22, 2020
@jasoncelinĀ – Jason Celin
5pm – time to log off the work laptop and immediately log on to the leisure laptop
ā jason ”Working Remotely” celin (@jasoncelin) March 23, 2020
@MattPostSaysHi –Ā Matt Will Post
Whenever people tag me in the push-up challenge pic.twitter.com/tXsl6eKjCz
ā Matt Will Post (@MattPostSaysHi) March 22, 2020
@thesulk – Alec Sulkin
Now hearing this quarantine could last until May! What are we supposed to do? Watch āThe Irishmanā once?!
ā Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) March 23, 2020
@jonnysun
how does every day now feel simultaneously 1 week long and also 5 minutes long. like where did the time go and also how did it take so long to fly by
ā jonny sun (@jonnysun) March 25, 2020
@wofanswersĀ –Ā Wheel Of Fortune Answers
WHERE’S MY THICCC ASS pic.twitter.com/lpKQDlDQZO
ā Wheel Of Fortune Answers (@wofanswers) March 23, 2020
@ch000ch –Ā chuuch
remember doing things lol
ā chuuch (@ch000ch) March 22, 2020
@ditzkoff – Dave Itzkoff
when the weekdays are indistinguishable from the weekends pic.twitter.com/WnuZ7z3iWv
ā Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 23, 2020
@KimmyMonte – kim.
my dog when he realizes everyone is still home w him for the 12th day in a row pic.twitter.com/rXiYsz2sMU
ā kim. (@KimmyMonte) March 25, 2020
@james_comicsĀ –Ā james writes comics
wife: i found drugs in our son’s bedroom, talk to him
[later]
me: [sighing] ok so your mom’s a narc
ā james writes comics (@james_comics) March 21, 2020
@jaynooch – Honest Jabe
Quarantine, or as I like to call it, the Masturbation Olympics
ā honest jabe (@jaynooch) March 24, 2020
@poetickateĀ – poetic kate
no one:
the world: *collapsing around me*
a company i ordered from online ONCE: pic.twitter.com/FCdQKNMbxE
ā poetic kate (@poetickate) March 21, 2020