This is what $3.3 million will buy you in Vancouver's Trump Tower (PHOTOS)

Mar 29 2017, 2:35 am

Any way you slice it, $3.3 million is a yuge huge amount of money.

One would expect that for this amount, you could get a Tremendous home.

But a look inside a Trump Tower Vancouver condo currently on the market for $3,325,000 is a bit… Sad.

“Luxury-living in the sky with WORLD-CLASS VIEWS!” exclaims the listing.

And while we agree with the “views” part, the “luxury” aspect is, well, you be the judge.

Take, for example, what we assume is the master bedroom.

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With a minimalist (?) design that captures that oft-sought-after style of a university dorm room crossed with your childhood bedroom, the haphazardly-made bed helps give this room an attractive “previously enjoyed” vibe.

Let’s mosey on over to the living room next shall we?

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Okay then. Moving on….

Next up, (and visible from the living room) we have the dining room for all your entertaining needs…

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….Well, some of them anyway.

Okay, at very least it’s another spot to sit down and enjoy the “world-class views” right?

Speaking of dining, what’s cooking in the kitchen?

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Yup, this a kitchen all right. It’s got all the classics: Stove, oven, a sink, and some cupboards.

Time for a bathroom break!

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You know, this bathroom actually looks pretty nice.

The mini bathtub where the sink is supposed to be is a nice touch too.

The details

If you like what you see and believe this may be your next luxury residence, here’s some further information on the place.

The place itself is a single-storey 1,231 sq ft 2 bedroom, 2.5 bathroom unit on the 66th floor of the new tower. Maintenance fees are $775.

The unit generously comes with:

  • Air conditioning
  • Washer/dryer
  • Fridge
  • Stove
  • Dishwasher
  • Drapes
  • Window Coverings
  • Garage Door Opener
  • Microwave
  • Built-in oven

Happy home hunting!

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