On Tuesday night, a surprised East Vancouver resident returned home to find a naked stranger cooking eggs in his kitchen. Yes, you read that correctly: cooking eggs in the buff, not even an apron to protect from accidental splattering.
According to the Vancouver Police Department, the nude intruder had been there for 25 minutes before the East Vancouver homeowner returned at approximately 7 p.m.
After breaking in, the intruder decided it was time for a shower and then cooked himself some dinner. It’s the only natural thing to do.
Once confronted by the homeowner, the 30-year-old Burnaby ran away, still naked of course but was later arrested by the police nearby.
The intruder is known to police, and it’s suspected he was under the influence of drugs.
It’s unknown whether or not the intruder made some eggs for the homeowner.
Featured image: Martin Cathrae