INT. PRESS CONFERENCE
TRUMP (played by Alec Baldwin) addresses a crowd. SARAH PALIN (Played by Tina Fey) squirts him with a water gun. They then make out HARD. Other political stuff happens. FINALLY, Trump and Palin rip their masks off and SURPRISE!- it's Racquel and Carla! Everyone else rips off their masks but OTHER SURPRISE!- those were their real faces so they ripped their skin off!! Rac & Carla yell "LIVE from Little Mountain Gallery, it's Birthday Night Liiiive!!"
Join Carmelahhh for a birthday extravaganza you won't want to miss, mostly because our writers room will write sketches way better than the one above!
Starring: Carla Mah, Ronald Dario, Kyle Fines, Marta Wesselhoff, Randee Neumeyer, Jenny Rubé, and Brett Skillen with special celebrity guest DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON!! Just kidding. Racquel Belmonte is the special guest in honour of her 26th birthday (we swear our writers won't write jokes like this again.)
Doors at 8:00pm, show at 8:30pm at Little Mountain Gallery. Tickets are $5.00 online (fees may apply) and $8.00 at the door. Drinks are cheap, and there will be a chance for you to donate to The Downtown Eastside Women's Summer Fair and Flea Market.