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10 jokes about Canadians to celebrate Canada Day

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DH Vancouver Staff Jul 01, 2015 8:33 am

One of the many, many things Canadians are good at is self-deprecating humour. We are always willing to crack a joke about our fair nation if it will make someone smile, and better yet, if we can throw Americans under the bus at the same time. That’s why so many of the world’s best comedians have come from Canada – Mike Meyers, Jim Carrey, Russell Peters, Seth Rogen, Lorne Michaels and John Candy, to name just a few.

In light of Canada Day – the celebration of all things Canadian – we thought we would take a gander through the interwebs to find some classic one-liners that will have you smirking.

How do you get a Canadian to apologize?

apologize

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

leafs

And this…

quebec

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

lightbulbs

How many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb?

toronto

How many Oilers fans does it take to change a light bulb?

edmonton

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

pool

What do you call a sophisticated American?

canadian

In Canada, the seasons are:

winter

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

tv

Bonus: Canada Day quiz!

 

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