Using a public washroom can range from deplorable to downright pleasurable, but it all depends on your surroundings.
Is the environment pleasant to poop in, or is it only worth a quick pee? Is the toilet seat cover dispenser full? Is there even a toilet seat cover dispenser?
Well, one woman is doing God’s work has started an Instagram account mapping out the best washrooms Vancouver has to offer.
The lady running the Bathrooms Of YVR profile uses three different metrics to determine a washroom’s worthiness: an overall rating (using poop emojis), a cleanliness rating (using shining stars), and how much it costs to use said washroom (using flying money emojis). As a self-described “gal who pees a lot,” this woman really goes to town on her descriptions.
“There are two enormous orange couches, lots of fab mirror selfie lighting and a ton of stalls THANK GOD ‘CAUSE WHO WANTS TO WAIT AFTER SLINGING BACK BELLINIS, AMIRIGHT?! There’s also like 7 billion sinks so you’re never lurking behind someone waiting for them to just HURRY THE HECK UP with their lather and rinse,” reads her description of the ladies room at the Cactus Club in Coal Harbour.
For the record, she gave it four poop emojis out of five.
A photo posted by Bathrooms of YVR (@bathroomsofyvr) on
If you’re as puerile as we are, you’ll probably chuckle at this woman’s (mis)adventures through finding the best places to pee in the city. Check it out here.
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