The WARMEST it will feel all weekend in Toronto is -13°C

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It bears repeating: the warmest it will feel all weekend in Toronto is -13°C.

If you want to know what that feels like, step outside for a second. It’s cool, we’ll wait. ‘Cause at the time of writing this post, -13°C is exactly what The Weather Network says it currently ‘feels like’ in Toronto.

So ya, that shiver that went up your spin just now – consider it the warmest shiver you’ll experience over the next 48 hours. And yes, we know there’s no such thing as a warm shiver but we’re making a point about how ridiculously cold it’s going to be over the weekend so let us have this one.

Anyway, back to the bad news at hand.

According to The Weather Network, every hour from now until Monday afternoon is projected to feel like -13°C or colder, the coldest being -22°C sometime early Sunday morning. In fact, just look at the awfulness that is all of Sunday:

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If you have any shows you’ve really been meaning to binge watch, we suggest you start now. You might not step outside all weekend long but at least you’ll be on Season 3 before you head back to work on Monday…

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