Have you ever wanted to have your very own talking Justin Trudeau? Perhaps even a fully posable one with eyes that will inexplicably follow you around the room?
Well then, today is your lucky day!.
The creators of collectibles over at The Bradford Exchange, have made a Justin Trudeau ‘Talking Commemorative Portrait Doll’ that you can buy for a measly $130.
The creepy doll is 38.1 cm tall, comes with a custom doll stand, and speaks historic phrases in Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s own voice.
Trudeau’s mini-me wears a custom-fitted overcoat, pants, shirt and tie which the website says was inspired by the PM’s attire.
To get the doll talking, all you need to do is push a button. You can hear Trudeau’s own voice speaking inspirational words and memorable quotes like “A positive, optimistic, hopeful vision of public life isn’t a naive dream, it can be a powerful force for change,” and “Canada is a country strong not in spite of our differences but because of them.”
Oh and if you think this is a toy, you’d be sadly mistaken as the website lists it as a ‘fine adult collectible, not intended for children under 14.’
Thank you for the nightmares.